Joaquin Vega, 46. Real Estate Developer.
Proud Brazilian. Trilingual in Portuguese, Spanish, and English. An avid whiskey drinker. Cigar aficionado. Car enthusiast. A natural bloodhound for lies and deceit. Enjoys bossa nova and jazz music. Currently separated.

Rafaela Tavarez Vega, 44. Homemaker.
Rafa to most. Natural in the kitchen and self-appointed leader in most family gatherings. Only drinks white wine and aquadiente. A kept woman whose hands tell her hard working past. Holds her talent with a needle and thread as a skilled seamstress. Moved out of the Vega household as of August 2014.

Beatriz, 24. Recent Los Angeles transplant.
Adopted the moniker Betty. The resident vintage lover. Beauty guru and beauty school graduate with a specialty in hair color. Crushes: Bettie Page, Elvis Presley, Alex Turner of the Artic Monkeys, Micheline Pitt, and Nick Wooster. Has no intention of ever coming back to Colorado.

Joaquin Jr., 15. Baby of the family.
Goes specifically by Junior or JJ. Surviving the fishbowl of high school with an impressive collection of extracurricular activities including student government, DECA, and captain of the school basketball team. Chose to live with Rafa and spends available weekends with his father.